i have the lowest self esteem and you’re going to fuck with that? cool cool im just gonna drown in whatever left over self esteem i have

seirously being friends with gays is literally the worst thing ever like please im so fucking done why are you goingto go talk to a guy you obviously know i like? why are you going to go and get involved with that shit??!?!?!?! like are you seriously fucking kidding me right now? like ugh whatever fuck it i knew i shoudldn’t jhave made friends

how about you stop being a fucking whore

i guess i just want a boy to like me

someone just complimented my penis thanks urs is pretty great too

i really just kind of want to cry and never wake up

lol this whole thing is hilarious

like boy you’re dating a 15 year old boy …… that’s like dating a freshmen you’re a sophomore in college please like do you not see the problem with that? the maturity level for one is the worst thing in the world….. and then you live in florida and he lives in another continent….. like ok whatever i guess. it’s just so funny to me.

i dislike our new (old) team lead manager at work because she treats me like i’m a legit new perosn even tho ive been working there since october like i know what to do please shut the fuck. just because you left and i started and you came back doesnt mean you can treat me like im an idiot

jakeisok:

shit, you know what would be grand? let’s make a shoe that’s a fish tank.

jakeisok:

shit, you know what would be grand? let’s make a shoe that’s a fish tank.

unthroning:

I really want someone. Someone who I can be myself around, completely silly or completely serious. A person who will laugh along at my stupidest jokes or hold me when I’m sad. A person to go out and walk around the city with, going wherever we please, or just stay at home with and watch movies all night. We’ll eat whatever we want and sleep whenever we want. Just be there for each other. Just someone to love.